Tue, 23 December 2008
Welcome to the queens christmas message from basil bottler.
At 3.00pm on christmas day, why not sit down, put your feet up and enjoy this special reading of the queens annual address by basil bottler.
A video of this podcast is available on youtube.
Thu, 18 December 2008
Welcome to episode 31, the Christmas special.
It's 1hour 16mins of fabulous, frivolous, fantastic, frolicking, fizzing, foul-mouthed, fornicating, full-frontal, festive fun.
Hope you get want you want this christmas - I only want one night in bed with three bi-sexual, oiled up, Italian women... come on Santa, make it this year you bastard.
Please subscribe to this podcast on itunes.
Answerphone 07928 464 307
Happy New Year
Mon, 10 November 2008
Welcome to episode 30
Its a 30th episode special.
Well not really, even the stripper walked out - I ran out of money.
But never mind, its still full of good old-fashioned slightly obscene entertainment.
Episode 31 will be a christmas extravaganza and will be very different, (good for a change).
07928 464 307
Sat, 25 October 2008
Welcome to the basil bottler show
emergency interim podcast.
Custard sex trifle... did it cause my computer to explode?
well something did.
I am using an old borrowed computer to send out this interim podcast so as to keep you informed of my predicament.
It's not easy working with rubbish equipment, even for someone used to my comical genitals.
My computer has gone to be repaired and when it returns it will probably have had windows reinstalled, so all my stuff (including porn and rocket blueprints) will be gone.
Anyway, I will put out Episode 30 as soon as I can and when it's out, it's bound to be a triumph or a disappointment... one of them - I know which one my money is on.
Please get everyone you know to subscribe/download the basil bottler show on itunes... My eye is on that No.1 spot - shame the rest of me is in the sewer.
Direct download: the_basil_bottler_show_-_emergency_interim_podcast.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:22pm UTC
Tue, 14 October 2008
It was all going so well,
starting up my own website - www.basilbottler.com
beginning to do episode 30,
hired a stripper,
made a lovely custard sex trifle,
But..... then my computer blew up.
I thought I would save money on a new computer by buying a copy of vista to replace my buggered xp, now Ive got onto the internet, but Ive got no sound and the microphone doesn't work. Anyone got any advice?
I think it might be quite a while before Episode 30 is out.
Thankyou for you patience.
In the meantime I am rehearsing with the stripper... pass the trifle.
p.s look out for more basil teaches you on Youtube.
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:44pm UTC
Sun, 21 September 2008
Welcome to episode 29.
LISTEN to basil's podcast diary.
MARVEL at basil's daring adventures.
SING along with basil's beautiful crooning.
PITY basil's pathetic attempts at comedy.
PHONE or email basil (if you are a lovely lady) and beg him for sex.
Answerphone 07928 464 307.
Tue, 26 August 2008
Welcome to episode 28.
After 27 podcasts of pure genius, now has come the time for that tricky 28th show...
Have I maintained the amazingly high standard?
Lets just say... No.
Please leave a comment.
Answerphone. 07928 464 307.
Sat, 9 August 2008
Welcome to episode 27
This episode marks a turning point,
and a dead end.
answerphone: 07928 464307
Spread the love.
Direct download: the_basil_bottler_show_-_episode_27.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:38pm UTC
Mon, 4 August 2008
Welcome to this interim show.
its to the point,
its hardly worth bothering with
and it features my new single.
Episode 27 - out soon.
Sat, 12 July 2008
Welcome to episode 26
1.75 metres .... It's the height of summer.
Ive done the only thing I can think of to improve my podcast....
Ive made it shorter. Its worked, if this tactic keeps working, eventually the basil bottler show will disappear, that would be hysterical.
answerphone 07928 464307