http://basilbottler.libsyn.com the basil bottler show is guaranteed to make you wet yourself, although i cant guarantee it.. .................... why not subscribe on itunes. Email - basilbottler@aol.com en basilbottler@aol.com Liberated Syndication - libsyn.com podcasts@libsyn.com (Liberated Syndication) Sat, 12 Jul 2008 19:39:00 GMT 180 the basil bottler show the basil bottler show is almost guaranteed to make you wet yourself, although i cant guarantee it. basil bottler, basil, comedy basil bottler gary@garyputt.com gary putt http://libsyn.com/podcasts/basilbottler/images/basil_in_space_edited-1.jpg http://basilbottler.libsyn.com Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358201#
Welcome to episode 26

1.75 metres .... It's the height of summer.
Ive done the only thing I can think of to improve my podcast....
Ive made it shorter. Its worked, if this tactic keeps working, eventually the basil bottler show will disappear, that would be hysterical.

basilbottler@aol.com
answerphone 07928 464307
www.myspace.com/basil bottler




  



]]> podcasts Sat, 12 Jul 2008 19:39:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358201# comedy,sex basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352716# Welcome to episode 25

I went to meet my maker
and he told me to piss off.

After my near death experience,
I now think differently about life...
Its even more shitty than I thought.

I must confess that I am a little worried that I may now in fact be a zombie,
are there any tests for it... so far I have no extra interest in brains, but I still do lust after breasts.

basilbottler@aol.com.

]]> podcasts Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:38:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352716# basil, comedy, sex, bottler, basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344933# Episode 24.


This is a bootleg recording of the basil bottler memorial service.

]]> podcasts Sat, 31 May 2008 17:15:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344933# basil bottler Clean http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341464#
Welcome to episode 23

Although basil is no longer with us,
now is not a time for sorrow,
but a time for reflection
and to celebrate his life.


This is for basil.

Goodbye.


]]> podcasts Tue, 20 May 2008 22:35:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341464# basil, basil bottler episode 23 Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337858#
Welcome to episode 22, The sex show.

This episode is strictly for adults only, its full of filthy sex and porn.

If you are easily offended, do not listen, but if your not, get stuck in.

Shame there are no pictures.

To contact me...
basilbottler@aol.com
answerphone 07928 464307
www.myspace.com/basilbottler

or at Bromley South station... wear a pink carnation (ladies only).





]]> podcasts Sat, 10 May 2008 19:00:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337858# basil, sex, comedy, basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=330444#
Welcome to episode 21

The words that best describe the past couple of weeks for me are...


sad, depressing, lonely, frustrating etc. - especially etc.

So come on in its
fun  fun  fun.

contact...
Email.  basilbottler@aol.com
answerphone. 07928464307
www.myspace.com/basilbottler






]]> podcasts Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:47:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=330444# basil, basil bottler, comedy, sex, rockets, basil bottler episode 21 Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=325436#
Welcome to episode 20

There is not much I can say about this episode,
I just listened and I can make no sense of it.

Basil Info...
Building manure powered rocket.
Vegetarian.
Girlfriend Rita will leave me any minute.
Explorer.
NOT a bottler.

Contact details...
Email  basilbottler@aol.com
Tel  07928464307 please leave a message.
www.myspace.com/basilbottler

basil is a self taught psychic breast reader -
conditions apply. 

]]> podcasts Sun, 6 Apr 2008 10:36:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=325436# basil, basil bottler, comedy, sex, basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319297#
Welcome to episode 19

Warning - this episode contains such things that mere words could never describe.

As i won a nice sum of money on the cheltenham gold cup, i thought i would spend it on a holiday and so I'm off on good Friday for a week in Cornwall.
By the way, gambling does not always lead to riches - you could get back less than you put on - conditions apply.
Gambling is my only vice, i don't count...
1/ strong liquor
2/ fornication
3/ debauchery
whoops, i counted them.

With a bit of luck (good/bad, you decide) episode 20 should be out around April 9th.

Finally - as its almost Easter, let us not forget that many years ago, father Christmas was crucified so that we could eat his chocolate eggs.

Right, let me get my hands on some hot buns.

]]> podcasts Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:10:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319297# comedy, basil bottler, sex, basil basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=315488#
Welcome to episode 18

This episode contains no artificial sweeteners,
but does contain...
worms,
tattoos,
bums
and a keep fit exercise.


Suitable for vegetarians.


PS episode 19 may be delayed slightly because of Easter - I'm planning to go over Niagara falls inside a large chocolate egg.


]]> podcasts Sun, 9 Mar 2008 13:45:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=315488# basil, comedy, sex, basil bottler episode 18 Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311692# Welcome to episode 17
the show that brings you good old fashioned family fun.

This show includes...
hardcore sex,
a ufo,
songs,
news and weather
and a robot.

all brought to you by Minge-Ola,  my favourite cola.

PS only joking about the porn.

]]> podcasts Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:54:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311692# basil, comedy, bottler basil bottler episode - 17 Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306613# Welcome to episode 16 - the valentines special.

what the world needs now is love sweet love, we should smear it all over each other.

this episode contains...
love
love
love
and a motorbike.

love basil.
]]> podcasts Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:04:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306613# comedy,basil,bottler,love,sex basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302370#
Welcome to episode 15.

Join me on the basil express - its full steam ahead, all downhill and the breaks don't work.

This episode includes a countryside walk, a visit to America and not much more.


Episode 16 will be a valentines special
available on Feb 14.

If you would like to send me valentine wishes, please do,
but ladies only - no men, not even lady-boys.






]]> podcasts Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:59:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302370# comedy, basil basil bottler episode 15 Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297731# Welcome to episode 14.

This episode contains...
first aid
small dog
mercury
toboggan
whiskey
pornography
rocket
nightclub
in fact - all the necessities of life.


sorry about the microphone noise - its head was falling off.


]]> podcasts Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:57:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297731# comedy,basil basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293868# Welcome to episode 13

there are a few mysterious seconds of silence during this episode,
i don't know what strange force caused it, but after a listen, i  think
its the best bit.

 
basil.
]]> podcasts Sun, 6 Jan 2008 08:24:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293868# basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=291617# Welcome to episode 12
the new year show.

Who would of thought that the year 2007 would ever end?...
not me.

Well it looks like its going to, so take my hand and let me lead you singing into the abyss that is 2008.

happy new year.


]]> podcasts Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:34:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=291617# basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290183# ho ho fucking ho - welcome to episode 11

its the basil bottler Christmas show.

what every vegetarian like me wants,
a nice bird and plenty of stuffing....bring back carry on.

watch out for perverts trying to come down your chimney.

its not all about eating and drinking, its a time to think about the real meaning of Christmas...
pagan debauchery - lovely.





]]> podcasts Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:58:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290183# basil bottler No http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287762# Welcome to episode 10

Twas the week before Christmas and all round the house,
no creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 
Though basil was awake and having great fun,
his rocked exploded and he went on the run.

"you'll never take me alive copper"

Look out next week for the basil bottler Christmas show.
]]> podcasts Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:19:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287762# comedy basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=285107# Welcome to episode 9

This weeks show contains so much and yet so little.

Highlights include....

Stonehenge, sex shop, perfume, mount Everest, sea shanty and a brand new feature.

And they say variety is dead.

]]> podcasts Thu, 6 Dec 2007 20:48:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=285107# basil bottler No http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=283393# Welcome to episode 8.

This episode includes a nod and a raising of the hat towards Iain lee, who inspired my diabolical podcasts and many good ones.

Also this week....

rockets, channel swimming, sex, poetry and music.

Its beyond belief.


]]> podcasts Sat, 1 Dec 2007 17:25:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=283393# basil bottler No http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=281020# Welcome to episode 7.
This episode has got it all,
comedy, music, rockets, sex, adventure, mime, bendy buses, poetry and dancings girls.....

so much entertainment - and all from one man,

a  man called basil.

innit.
]]> podcasts Sat, 24 Nov 2007 15:36:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=281020# basil bottler No http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278533# Welcome to episode 6.
This weeks podcast is out a bit early because I'm going away for a long weekend during which I will be launching a scale model of my home made manure powered rocket. Lets hope I get it up.
Although this episode is a little shorter, I hope it still satisfies.
]]> podcasts Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:07:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278533# basil bottler No http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276587# Welcome to episode 5, its the one between 4 and 6, innit.
It includes the heart warming Christmas song (what i want for Christmas) which moved me to tears.........well there was a puddle when i got up.
]]> podcasts Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:35:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276587# basil bottler No http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=274177# Welcome to episode 4.
You get no episodes for 40 years, then 4 come along at once.
I'm off to build my bonfire.

basil.

]]> podcasts Sat, 3 Nov 2007 18:04:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=274177# basil, comedy basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=271426# welcome to episode 3

oh to breathe the sweet perfume of manure - when will i get my home made rocket into space?

please feel free to leave a comment.

i can be found at  www.myspace.com/basilbottler

]]> podcasts Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:05:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=271426# basil bottler basil bottler Yes http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268915# ]]> podcasts Sat, 20 Oct 2007 22:16:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268915# basil bottler No http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=266362# if you enjoy it, please tell your friends and maybe the basil bottler show will become a podcast sensation.

]]> podcasts Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:15:00 GMT http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=266362# basil bottler Yes