Mon, 10 November 2008  Welcome to episode 30Its a 30th episode special. Well not really, even the stripper walked out - I ran out of money. But never mind, its still full of good old-fashioned slightly obscene entertainment. Episode 31 will be a christmas extravaganza and will be very different, (good for a change). www.basilbottler.com basilbottler@aol.com 07928 464 307 Love basil. Comments[6] |
Sat, 25 October 2008  Welcome to the basil bottler show emergency interim podcast. Custard sex trifle... did it cause my computer to explode? well something did. I am using an old borrowed computer to send out this interim podcast so as to keep you informed of my predicament. It's not easy working with rubbish equipment, even for someone used to my comical genitals. My computer has gone to be repaired and when it returns it will probably have had windows reinstalled, so all my stuff (including porn and rocket blueprints) will be gone. Anyway, I will put out Episode 30 as soon as I can and when it's out, it's bound to be a triumph or a disappointment... one of them - I know which one my money is on. Please get everyone you know to subscribe/download the basil bottler show on itunes... My eye is on that No.1 spot - shame the rest of me is in the sewer. www.basilbottler.com 07928 464307 love basil. Direct download: the_basil_bottler_show_-_emergency_interim_podcast.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:22 PM Comments[5] |
Tue, 14 October 2008  It was all going so well,starting up my own website - www.basilbottler.com beginning to do episode 30, hired a stripper, made a lovely custard sex trifle, But..... then my computer blew up. I thought I would save money on a new computer by buying a copy of vista to replace my buggered xp, now Ive got onto the internet, but Ive got no sound and the microphone doesn't work. Anyone got any advice? I think it might be quite a while before Episode 30 is out. Thankyou for you patience. In the meantime I am rehearsing with the stripper... pass the trifle. p.s look out for more basil teaches you on Youtube. Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:44 PM Comments[3] |
Sun, 21 September 2008  Welcome to episode 29. Sex. LISTEN to basil's podcast diary. MARVEL at basil's daring adventures. SING along with basil's beautiful crooning. PITY basil's pathetic attempts at comedy. PHONE or email basil (if you are a lovely lady) and beg him for sex. Answerphone 07928 464 307. Email basilbottler@aol.com. Sex. Comments[4] |
Tue, 26 August 2008  Welcome to episode 28. After 27 podcasts of pure genius, now has come the time for that tricky 28th show... Have I maintained the amazingly high standard? Lets just say... No. Please leave a comment. Email. basilbottler@aol.com Answerphone. 07928 464 307. Comments[5] |
Sat, 9 August 2008  Welcome to episode 27 This episode marks a turning point, a crossroads, a roundabout, and a dead end. answerphone: 07928 464307 Email: basilbottler@aol.com Spread the love. Comments[4] |
Mon, 4 August 2008  Welcome to this interim show. its short, its to the point, its hardly worth bothering with and it features my new single. Episode 27 - out soon. basilbottler@aol.com Comments[3] |
Sat, 12 July 2008  Welcome to episode 26 1.75 metres .... It's the height of summer. Ive done the only thing I can think of to improve my podcast.... Ive made it shorter. Its worked, if this tactic keeps working, eventually the basil bottler show will disappear, that would be hysterical. basilbottler@aol.com answerphone 07928 464307 www.myspace.com/basil bottler Comments[2] |
Tue, 24 June 2008  Welcome to episode 25 I went to meet my maker and he told me to piss off. After my near death experience, I now think differently about life... Its even more shitty than I thought. I must confess that I am a little worried that I may now in fact be a zombie, are there any tests for it... so far I have no extra interest in brains, but I still do lust after breasts. basilbottler@aol.com. Comments[4] |
Sat, 31 May 2008  Episode 24. This is a bootleg recording of the basil bottler memorial service. Direct download: the_basil_bottler_show_-_episode_24_the_memorial_service_bootleg.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:15 PM Comments[4] |
Tue, 20 May 2008  Welcome to episode 23 Although basil is no longer with us, now is not a time for sorrow, but a time for reflection and to celebrate his life. This is for basil. Goodbye. Direct download: the_basil_bottler_show_-_episode_23_in_remembrance.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:35 PM Comments[4] |
Sat, 10 May 2008  Welcome to episode 22, The sex show. This episode is strictly for adults only, its full of filthy sex and porn. If you are easily offended, do not listen, but if your not, get stuck in. Shame there are no pictures. To contact me... basilbottler@aol.com answerphone 07928 464307 www.myspace.com/basilbottler or at Bromley South station... wear a pink carnation (ladies only). Comments[6] |
Sun, 20 April 2008  Welcome to episode 21 The words that best describe the past couple of weeks for me are... sad, depressing, lonely, frustrating etc. - especially etc. So come on in its fun fun fun. contact... Email. basilbottler@aol.com answerphone. 07928464307 www.myspace.com/basilbottler Comments[4] |
Sun, 6 April 2008  Welcome to episode 20 There is not much I can say about this episode, I just listened and I can make no sense of it. Basil Info... Building manure powered rocket. Vegetarian. Girlfriend Rita will leave me any minute. Explorer. NOT a bottler. Contact details... Email basilbottler@aol.com Tel 07928464307 please leave a message. www.myspace.com/basilbottler basil is a self taught psychic breast reader - conditions apply. Comments[2] |
Wed, 19 March 2008  Welcome to episode 19 Warning - this episode contains such things that mere words could never describe. As i won a nice sum of money on the cheltenham gold cup, i thought i would spend it on a holiday and so I'm off on good Friday for a week in Cornwall. By the way, gambling does not always lead to riches - you could get back less than you put on - conditions apply. Gambling is my only vice, i don't count... 1/ strong liquor 2/ fornication 3/ debauchery whoops, i counted them. With a bit of luck (good/bad, you decide) episode 20 should be out around April 9th. Finally - as its almost Easter, let us not forget that many years ago, father Christmas was crucified so that we could eat his chocolate eggs. Right, let me get my hands on some hot buns. Comments[4] |
Sun, 9 March 2008  Welcome to episode 18 This episode contains no artificial sweeteners, but does contain... worms, tattoos, bums and a keep fit exercise. Suitable for vegetarians. PS episode 19 may be delayed slightly because of Easter - I'm planning to go over Niagara falls inside a large chocolate egg. Comments[3] |
Wed, 27 February 2008  Welcome to episode 17 the show that brings you good old fashioned family fun. This show includes... hardcore sex, a ufo, songs, news and weather and a robot. all brought to you by Minge-Ola, my favourite cola. PS only joking about the porn. Comments[3] |
Tue, 12 February 2008  Welcome to episode 16 - the valentines special. what the world needs now is love sweet love, we should smear it all over each other. this episode contains... love love love and a motorbike. love basil. Comments[5] |
Thu, 31 January 2008  Welcome to episode 15. Join me on the basil express - its full steam ahead, all downhill and the breaks don't work. This episode includes a countryside walk, a visit to America and not much more. Episode 16 will be a valentines special available on Feb 14. If you would like to send me valentine wishes, please do, but ladies only - no men, not even lady-boys. Comments[1] |
Thu, 17 January 2008  Welcome to episode 14.This episode contains... first aid small dog mercury toboggan whiskey pornography rocket nightclub in fact - all the necessities of life. sorry about the microphone noise - its head was falling off. Comments[3] |
Sun, 6 January 2008  Welcome to episode 13there are a few mysterious seconds of silence during this episode, i don't know what strange force caused it, but after a listen, i think its the best bit. basil. Comments[1] |
Sat, 29 December 2007  Welcome to episode 12the new year show. Who would of thought that the year 2007 would ever end?... not me. Well it looks like its going to, so take my hand and let me lead you singing into the abyss that is 2008. happy new year. Direct download: the_basil_bottler_new_year_show_episode_12.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:34 PM Comments[2] |
Sun, 23 December 2007  ho ho fucking ho - welcome to episode 11its the basil bottler Christmas show. what every vegetarian like me wants, a nice bird and plenty of stuffing....bring back carry on. watch out for perverts trying to come down your chimney. its not all about eating and drinking, its a time to think about the real meaning of Christmas... pagan debauchery - lovely. Direct download: the_basil_bottler_christmas_show_episode_11.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:58 AM Comments[1] |
Sat, 15 December 2007 Welcome to episode 10Twas the week before Christmas and all round the house, no creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Though basil was awake and having great fun, his rocked exploded and he went on the run. "you'll never take me alive copper" Look out next week for the basil bottler Christmas show. Comments[1] |
Thu, 6 December 2007 Welcome to episode 9 This weeks show contains so much and yet so little. Highlights include.... Stonehenge, sex shop, perfume, mount Everest, sea shanty and a brand new feature. And they say variety is dead. Comments[3] |
Sat, 1 December 2007 Welcome to episode 8. This episode includes a nod and a raising of the hat towards Iain lee, who inspired my diabolical podcasts and many good ones. Also this week.... rockets, channel swimming, sex, poetry and music. Its beyond belief. Comments[2] |
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